[WOW, NO, THAT IS NOT OKAY. Her smile twitching, Norma lets out a little laugh, then swiftly whisks away poor Birdy's drink.]

Oooh, then you don't wanna drink this. I mean, if you're a man, then what you want is a completely different drink! Let me get you something that'll cater to your manly tastes...

[SHE'S BRINGING OUT THE ROMULAN BLUE, YOU ENORMOUS COCK.]