[Oh no. Ooooh no. Not this time - Norma is so done with explaining Luceti to other people. It's always a bad thing, and instead Norma holds up one finger, fishes through her bag, and produces her journal. After flipping through it to find the Guide, she holds but the little book to the bird person creature...thing. Guy? She thinks it's a guy.]

It's a long story, so get to reading. Condensed version is yoooou've been kidnapped by crazy weirdo scientists and you can't get out. Hence "long run".